Episode 164: How to Write a Poem

Hoch Kunst. Look it up.

Thank you to Eyes of Astoria and to the Are We friends boys for the absolute gift that is Skylake City! If you enjoyed the musical interlude this week, check out more from Eyes of Astoria on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/artist/3kwIzhqs7CBh3YQLrRoelX?si=faSZLGfyToC3DZxt6M6e7g&dl_branch=1

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Episode 163: How to Barter

We’re just gonna start a Downtime Commune at this point. It’s not a weird cult thing, that’s all in your head.

Thanks a million to shallow pools! If you enjoyed their song gardens, check out the rest of their brand new EP on their website shallowpools.com also make sure to pick up some sweet merch and follow them on instagram and twitch! @shallowpoolsma

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Episode 162: How to Make a Hat

We have traveled many miles, studies under the greatest Hat makers in all the land to bring you this: The Ultimate Hat Making Instruction Podcast. It definitely isn’t mostly us cry laughing about forcing yourself to pee your pants for money

Thank you so much to Lance Lightyear for the music this week! Check out their brand new EP at https://www.bandlab.com/lancelightyear/albums/69db2fc4-2db4-eb11-a7ad-0004ffd347f9

Thanks again to Happy Capster for opening up their twitch chat for How To suggestions, check them out! Twitch.tv/happycapster

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Episode 161: How to Microwave Food

This is an important skill, THIS SHOW IS USEFUL.

Thanks to @HappyCapster for letting us takeover their twitch chat to crowdsource topics, and thanks to @AshenWorks for this topic!

GO CHECK OUT GIRLHOUSE! And get prepared for their tour with Snuts happening this October 2021! Follow the link for everything you need! girlhouseonline.com

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Episode 160: How to Rank the Disney Pixar Films

The Downey Siblings have taken up the mantle once again. A holy light appeared to them from on high and tasked them with ranking all the Disney Pixar films. This is not a funny episode of Downtime with John and Emily. This is John and Emily detailing how they will carry out god’s will. God’s will, again, being the creation of a definitive ranking of all Disney Pixar films.

Our Musical Guest this week is Drew Hersch with his song Home Again! Check Him Out! https://linktr.ee/drewhersch

CALLING ALL DnD FANS! It’s time to hop on the Outlaws & Old Ones train. This spooky locomotive is leaving the station and you’re gonna want to be on it! https://linktr.ee/outlawsandoldones

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Episode 159: How to Eat Cicadas

CW: Yes we are going to talk a lot about bugs. specifically eating them. Last time they were here we were little babies and we failed to complete the double, even triple dog dares to eat the cicadas on the playground. But now they’re back and it’s time for those dares to be fulfilled.

Thanks so much to Dirishu6 for their song Petale! Listen to the whole EP RIGHT NOW! Go to http://dirishu6.bandcamp.com/ and get yourself a cd or a cassette and then give them a follow @dirishu6!

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Episode 158: How to Become an Astronaut

If you callout enough celebrities for being horrible, one of them is bound to blow you up right? Elon, it’s your turn!

Thanks to Benjamin Millman for the music this week! if you loved Rain Check give him a follow on Instagram and check him out on all streaming platforms! https://www.instagram.com/benjaminmillmanmusic/ https://www.instagram.com/mayaraemusic/

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Episode 157: How to Do First Aid

If you have ever played James Bond, don’t like listening to people talking about blood, or are Supernatural star Jared Padalecki, you are NOT going to enjoy this episode. You have been warned.

Check out #LegalizeItRight! Hit the link, give some money, write some emails, make sure our state of Virginia doesn’t try to legalize marijuana without making the proper reparations FIRST! https://www.marijuanajustice.org/legalize-it-right

Hit up NORTH and tell her Downtime sent you! Check her out on TikTok and IG @north_by_pnw and go follow her on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/artist/36Bm9HcDMoN2NR8TwwBqto

Intro/Outro Music: Ethan Gustavson somepointsound.com

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Episode 156: How to Get Fired Up!

This week let the Downey Siblings and Taylor of the Are We friends Podcast be your hype people. They’re here to give you that boost you need to do those mundane every day tasks like aiding in the birth of a foal, going to work at the abandoned hospital just outside of town, and of course a third thing. find Taylor’s other projects on IG! @_arewefriends and @outlawsandoldones

Downtime Hall of Fame induction this week goes to Jayna! You can find her @jaynafeldy on IG and Tiktok and here’s a link to her spotify. Give her a follow! https://open.spotify.com/artist/0N4bg38iGKcjqC02oXc1zp

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Episode 155: How to Get Ahead at Work

Honestly, fr*ck the patriarchy, fr*ck working to live, let’s just all quit our jobs, make them give us a basic income and just vibe.

Thanks to Lohrd Snohw for the music! If you vibed to Meet Me, make sure to pre-save it on your favorite streaming platform for when it drops on April 12, until then use the link here to follow her everywhere else and show her some LOVE. linktr.ee/LohrdSnohw

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Episode 154: How to Dye Easter Eggs

TL;DR lot’s of piss jokes and Emily’s 1 Star Yelp review for Carvana. Your standard Downtime stuff. Check out Iris’ tiktok series! @birisro

Thanks so much to Steve Hewitt for coming back! Check him out and make sure to get notified when his new music video drops!! stevehewittmusic.com

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Episode 153: How to Sell Anything

Ever sell someone the shirt off their back? You just have to convince them that the shirt is an NFT that belongs to you and they technically don’t own the design until they pay you. Hacked it, that’s a freebee.

Thanks to Cannon Beach for their song Left to Lose! Check out the following link for more and follow them @cannonbeachofficial on IG and Twitter! facebook.com/cannonbeachofficial

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Episode 152: How to Find a Pot O' Gold

What’s that? St. Paddy’s Day is literally today? So putting out a holiday themed episode is gonna be old news about 12 hours after it drops? Don’t worry listener, there’s PLENTY of poop jokes in there to tide you over ‘til next week’s episode.

Thanks to District 21 for the music this week! July is live on all streaming platforms RIGHT NOW so go give District 21 a follow on your favorite streaming platform and be sure to give him a follow on Instagram and Twitter @iamdistrict21

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Episode 151: How to Keep a Lizard

So you got a lizard. Now what? Pop this pod, that’s what.

Thanks so much to Drew Elliot for his song Missing You Now! Make sure to subscribe to Drew’s Youtube channel (youtube.com/c/drewelliottmusic) so that you can be one of the first to see the music video for Missing You Now dropping THIS FRIDAY March 12th. Also check out his website for more! drewelliotmusic.com

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Episode 150: How to Have a Secret Office Romance

Office Romances are really hot right now, We know it, you know it. Everyone has the hots for some cutie in their in-person office that they go to, indoors, with other people there. How do you indulge in a spicy tryst without the boss catching wise? Grab your pens and dip ‘em on in this here company ink!

GO FOLLOW @AVAHEATLEY13 ON TIKTOK. We gotta get our girl to 10k ASAP! Thanks so much Ava for the music this week! Hit the link below and make sure to follow on Spotify and PreSave her upcoming EP Mrs. Maybe! linktr.ee/avaheatley

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Episode 149: How to Survive a Quarterlife Crisis

Are you trudging through your mid to late twenties and don’t know what to do about it? Pop this cast into your head craters (the side ones) and catch some knowledge! We’re so grateful to Shannon for stopping by today! Check her out on Outlaws & Old Ones every Thursday at 7pm EDT twitch.tv/theoutlawsnetwork and youtube.com/channel/UC109F9Vja_iheOk6sKk_iPg

Sophia DeLeo is our star this week! Thanks so much to Sophia for sending in her song Girlfriend! Go give her a follow on instagram and Spotify! @sophia_deleo open.spotify.com/artist/5bmV24yGjMbqBzIWxMtvuA?si=gNYHlT_CTGyJOtVsrf_UhA

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Episode 148: How to Invest Wisely

Wall Street dudes and Reddit Finance Bros keeping you down? We at Downtime are here to help put a little gas in your money tank. We’re pointing you to the sound investments that are sure to bring in those fast high returns. Between our Nature Sightseeing venture, See World, and our Blood Boy beauty product multi-level marketing apparatus, there’s plenty of profit to go around! Invest Today!

Thanks to Katy Kirby for the music this week! If you enjoyed Traffic!, make sure to check out Katy’s debut album dropping Friday February 19th! Go give her a follow on instagram and your favorite streaming platform! instagram.com/katykirbs/

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Episode 147: How to Get Someone to Marry You

Look, we’re not happy about the Valentine’s Kangaroo either, no one should be. But if you don’t want to get rocked by a big marsupial on the 14th for not being married, just listen. You’ll find someone to put a ring on it in no time.

Thanks so much to Mosez Jones, Sam Æther, and Kin (of the Montreal Collective Kids From the Underground or KFTU) for providing their song Apple Pie this week! Check them out on their socials for more! @kftumusic @mosezjones @samaether @alienslikekin

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Episode 146: How to Find Your Soulmate

I dunno, try hinge? That’s a thing, right?

Thanks so much to Juniper for the music this week! Check them out at junipertheband.com and @junipertheband on all social platforms!

Thanks to Taylor for helping out this week! Check out Are We Friends the Podcast! are-we-friends.com

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Episode 145: How to Become a Pokemon Master

This episode is for hardcore gamers only.

Thanks to Church-Hill for the music this week! Check out more by going to soundcloud.com/churchhilllll

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